i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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