For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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