So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am naked and annoyed.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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