Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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