Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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