Christians are straight up FREAKS
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
