you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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