This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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