So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My liver just broke up with me...
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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