fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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