I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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