I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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