i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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