You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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