why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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