I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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