I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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