D3 body, D1 cock
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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