lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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