Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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