it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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