I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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