I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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