I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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