My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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