I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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