No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
