so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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