He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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