Got a toothbrush?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my poor anus
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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