You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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