its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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