just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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