I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He better not be in your backpack
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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