If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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