the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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