So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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