I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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