You're completely useless in the revolution.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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