Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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