Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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