His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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