What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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