Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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