i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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