i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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