i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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