Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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