thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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