sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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