Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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