I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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