I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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