I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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