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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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